"I cannot even do one sit-up because sit-ups are so bourgeoisie."

Stephen Malkmus, "Tigers" and "No One"

Here are acoustic versions of two songs from the new Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks album Mirror Traffic that's due later this month. I can't really say that I'm crazy about either of these yet, but I have to love a line like "I cannot even do one sit-up because sit-ups are so bourgeoisie."